The perils of "search & replace" in documentation.

Jun 07, 2007 475 Replies

Uh-huh. If you say so, but it really begs the question "Why would anyone post a fallacious correction?" For what purpose?

Who's Nobody?

Incorrect? Are you sure they didn't just say that it was unnecessarily wordy, bloated, and indirect? If the Watergate scandal taught us anything, it's that grammatical expletives should be deleted.

Now you're just talking nonsense. What's a sparkie?

I said "chat ROOM," not "forum." See the difference?

My what?

"If I recall correctly has 'chat rooms' or 'channels'"??? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Here's a free clue: If you're going to use 3-letter acronyms like the other cool kids on the Usernet (tm), you ought to at least first figure out what they mean. LOL!

Thank you.

As someone else has already pointed out, you are absolutely correct. Nothing about my use of words hurts your reputation. The question then is: What does?

What's a sparks?

Um . . . please quote me accurately if you are going to respond to my posts. No one is fooled by your clever editing of what I've said, particularly when said editing is so obviously a desperate attempt to make yourself look clever.

Try again, indeed.

"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote

It's like he just can't quite put his finger on what he is trying to teach you.

This is a strange thread for an electrical engineering forum. Wouldn't it make sense on a writing forum?

--oTTo--

I can believe _some_ of it. (The question be, which parts?)

HEY! Just beacuse the man's DEAD doesn't mean he loses all GENDER! (It hasn't even had time to deliquesce yet!)

Dave "useful is in the eye of the beholders; we may poll the audience at some point, be ready" DeLaney

Oh, I thought you meant "fax" -- my bad!

-- Chris McG. Harming humanity since 1951. "Uh-oh. Looners." -- Darla

Ah, Emily Dickinson. (Warning: do NOT read Emily Dickinson within three hours of viewing lolcats pictures.)

Dave

The good news is: we can cure that.

Dave "the bad news is: what'll be stuck in your head in its place" DeLaney

PS: and weeee are his sisters and his cou-sins and his aunts

That's the feeling of pleasure one gets from viewing someone else stuck in a temporal loop, right?

Or maybe he meant "Zanzibar", come to think of it.

Dave

Wait, you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," and you're claiming authority as an English maven? How surprising!

Not really.

-- Chris McG. Harming humanity since 1951. "Uh-oh. Looners." -- Darla

Damn. All these uneducated people crashing the party. "The Grapes of Wrath" is a book about Ernest Gallo's stormy first marriage and subsequent divorce. It was written by Truman Capote right after he finished "In Out of the Cold, Blood"; a book about the first Afro-American CIA agent.

Steinbeck wrote "Canery Row". It was based on the 1916 riots that ensued when the Amalgamated Cane Weavers and Wicker Wrappers local tried to unionize the cane-backed chair industry in Monterey, California. Steinbeck's "row" rhymed with "sow", but his publisher thought it was a novel about some Jamaican sugar cane cutters who wanted to compete in the Olympic sculling events.

Well, Steinbeck DID create Superman, and there were not only movies, but man television series based on this most beloved of Steibeck's characters.

Mark Edwards

Certainly. Without wishing to encourage the kibologists, who appear to suffer from advanced billoddism (that's the word we doctors use for pathological delusions of funniness), surely you'll accept that the emphasis fits well here.

"Mike Lyle" wrote

Leave Jerry Lewis out of this.

--oTTo--

ITYM "us doctors."

PS: Does it usually take you this many posts before you casually mention that you're a doctor? From what I've seen, I would've guessed you'd get around to that about the third or fourth post.

Once Twice Three times a troll bait

Thanks, Don

Finally! An intelligent insult!

I was beginning to lose hope.

Don't hide your light behind a bushel, Sparks -- even if you have, as always, wired it incorrectly.

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