Subject: Stormin gets Laid Reposted from HVAC
The manager of a prosperous whorehouse in New York one night found, to his dismay, that he was short of girls for the evening's entertainment. Thinking quickly, he dashed out and bought several inflatable fock dolls, figuring that, given his average clienteles intelligence, no one would know the difference. Soon he ushered Stormin into a room that housed one of the new lovelies, assuring him he was in for an especially good time. When the Stormin Moron came out of the room a little while later, the manager was waiting eagerly in the hallway. He winked at the fellow and asked, "Well? How'd you like her?" "She was great, but the strangest thing happened," said Chris, shaking his head. "I bit her on the tit...she farted, and then flew out the window!"