I'm really writing for some sympathy here. As much as writing for suggestions.
I got a lockout call on Friday. I was rushing to get some where else, and took the call. They had an upside down Tylo on the back door, and a 660 0n the front door.
The 660 picked OK, but wouldn't quite withdraw the bolt. (musta been drivers catching on the bottom of the plug?). The door didn't want to open. I asked if they had a slide bolt or anything. Don't think so.
She said something about the teenage son put in the ohter lock without instructions, so I picked it the other way -- figured the bolt was in upside down.
Still no go. I gave the door a good push, and it moved, so pushed harder. Well, shazaam, the jamb split. The strike was surface mounted, so picking it open didn't really open it, and picking it the second time relocked it.
She wasn't worried about it, I pushed it all back together and put in some long screws, and chiselled to mortise in the strike plate. She's good with that, and asked for a cash discount.
That was Friday about 3 PM. Well, here it is Sunday night and about 9:15 PM the husband calls. He's polite about it, but he wants his door fixed "I coulda broke in myself". Wants to know if I've got insurance, and if he oughta hire a carpenter and send me the bill.
I'm wondering a couple things. The wife said she's OK with that "don't sweat the small stuff". I guess he's well within his rights to ask to have it fixed. But calling on Sunday night? Jeez!
I'm also wondering, part of me says that since they want their door fixed (after saying it was OK) then I want the rest of my money.
I'm also thinking, and wondering how much work it's going to be to cut and replace a door jamb, tack the trim wood back on again, and then paint over the whole thing. Sounds like a real pain.
Woe is me, woe is me. I shoulda drilled the stupid Tylo. I shoulda, woulda coulda.