18 years ago
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and
then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back
in the box
"No man shall be debarred the use of arms.
The laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm those only who are neither
inclined nor determined to commit crimes.
Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants.
They ought to be designated as laws not preventative but fearful of crimes,
produced by the tumultuous impression of a few isolated facts, and not by
thoughtful consideration of the inconveniences and advantages of a universal
- Thomas Jefferson