Birds are noxious pests. They spread the flu virus, they crap on any damn thing they feel like and they eat those lovely earth worms that are so good for my lawn.
Actually, I suspect that the cats hunting birds only cull the stupid and the weak from the gene pool.
On Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:23:42 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm, "Roger Shoaf" quickly quoth:
Windows in buildings and autos take more of the stupid ones. (Hundreds of millions per year; many more than wind power.)
Rex wrote in news:%uBOh.15976$ snipped-for-privacy@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net:
Gunner could 'do' the perfect liberal, after all 'know thy enemy' is a good survival tactic.
Besides, to imitate a liberal nowadays you only have to 'know' a few things.
Bush:
is dumb is evil is a liar is a drunk is a druggie is a Nazi is a puppet is power hungry wants to destroy the constitution wants to be a dictator is dumb, did I mention this already??
Did I miss any Gunner??
Bill
You may know this but cat bites can be nasty. Long story short...my thumb swelled up about twice normal size. Had to see an infectious disease Dr. and a hand surgeon. They were concerned that the bone was infected. It wasn't but the tissue was. Randy
Naw, Tom ! Way I heard it was you had to burn your large stash of pot. The departing birds flew into the smoke and left no tern unstoned.
Bob (tells it like it is) Swinney
You missed the "Bush is gay" alligation
Gunner
"Liberalism is a philosophy of consolation for Western civilization as it commits suicide"
- James Burnham
Gunner wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
Thats a new one on me. Whats next, Bush is the bastard child of Hitler and Rudolf Hess??
Bill
We have already had "Bush is the grandson of Hitlers financier"
Gunner
"Liberalism is a philosophy of consolation for Western civilization as it commits suicide"
- James Burnham
Gunner wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
Just had a thought, yea I know - 'Try not to hurt yourself', Why would allegations of Bush being gay excite the left?? Are they not the ones who say repeatedly to everyone that it's a 'Normal lifestyle' and how dare you judge those people? You'd think they would embrace Bush since if he were gay he would then be part of a 'protected minority'.
Maybe instead of it being Hitler and Rudolf Hess(Google it if you want to know why I choose Hess) Maybe it should be Hitler and an infamous Jewish leader. You know, forbidden love and all that. THAT would make all the conspiracy theorist's heads completely explode.....
Bill
Bill
"Randy Replogle" wrote
Friend of mine got "cat scratch fever" and was sick for weeks.
Steve
It's just like owning and carrying guns, Bill. It's OK if it's one of them doing it, but it's not OK if you do it.
I just read up on cat scratch fever. It said that some of the bacteria come from cat saliva. Now that I remember, I can think of several cats that I have had to take to the vet after fights and have those strings put in them to drain the abscesses that cat bites cause. It doesn't seem to happen to dogs, though.
Steve
Roger loved your response but said he wasn't going to memorize it, says he isn't going to live long enough to be able to use it.
Ah, but don't forget. Bush is an evil genius of Machiavellian proportions.
Bwahahahaha!
pyotr
I had that once, it hurt like hell and required a shot of penicillin and pills for 10 days.
With all that blubber on them, might make some great cracklings.
Wes
Don't forget:
King George Shrub (Sleep well Molly Ivans) Stay out of the bushes Chimp Halyburton
Wes
commits suicide"
He must be, look at how many citizens he has screwed with his tax policy.
John
Cats are carnivores. Their mouths tend to be breeding holes for some of the nastiest bacteria known to man. This holds true for most pure carnivores, of which dogs are not numbered. In fact..dogs saliva contains a form if interferon which helps cleanse and promote healing of wounds
Gunner
"Liberalism is a philosophy of consolation for Western civilization as it commits suicide"
- James Burnham
commits suicide"
Which ones are those? The "poor" who didnt get a tax break..no matter than they dont pay taxes in the first place....
Be specific and use as much whitespace as necessary. Ill be waiting with amusement to see if you can actually pull something out of your ass, or are simply a soundbite on two legs.
Gunner
"Liberalism is a philosophy of consolation for Western civilization as it commits suicide"
- James Burnham
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