Don't procrastinate; you have just a few days to order these Father's Day gifts from that defender of the nation and saturnine den of sartorial splendor, the NRA:
Look Cool. Feel Cool. Be Cool. CS 241 NEW! NRA 5.11 Performance Polo $39.95 - $42.95 Give your favorite father a snag-free, anti-microbial, technical weave shirt that will look great through extensive physical maneuvers.
The Baghdad model, with sewn-in ceramic plates that will withstand a direct hit from a 7.62 x 39 Russian, and the Dick Cheney "Bobwhite" model, with Kevlar insulation that will stop #6 lead shot from a high-brass 12-gauge at
10 yards, are available on special order.If you missed last month's wine specials to add to your NRA wine collection, there are still limited supplies left of Hoppe's No. 8 Napa Valley Camp Fuel and Degreaser, as well as its antidote, Hoppe's No. 10 Purgative and Rust Inhibitor.
Get 'em while they last.
-- Ed Huntress