OT - What's going on in the USA

May 23, 2013 83 Replies

This morning on the way to work, on "Through the Bible" radio, they were in the book of Esther, it's a secular story about how God rules providentially even through the worlds ungodly system of government. So I was wondering "What about Obama?" what is God doing through this piece of s*it president?



To refine gold, you dissolve the impure gold in an acid. Then a chemical in urine is used to precipitate the gold out of the solution.



Presidents before Obama used to try to bring the country together, they made efforts to be bi-partisan, Obama separates. Obama is the piss, his voters are the scrap metal, and the pure gold are the people that can't mix with Obama and the crap that gets along with him!



The Bible said the good and wicked people would grow together and they would be separated before the harvest, the weeds would be gathered to be burned. God's using Obama to separate the gold from the scrap, the wheat from the chaff, the crops from the weeds. That means it's close to time for harvest and to burn the weeds! Goodbye Obama supporters, it's time for the RoundUp.



RogerN


Try not to think... you're going to hurt yourself!

The usual answer when asking a Preacher about "Why is God doing this" is usually one of three: (1) "He is punishing us for our sins"; (2) "He is placing adversities in our path for us to overcome"; (3) "You must have faith my son".

Take your pick.

providentially

It's too late....

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Does this preacher give financial advice also? that would be handy.

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Followed by, "Just send me two or three hundred dollars so we can continue to do God's righteous work."

That one doesn't but these guys come on at 3:30 when I'm on the way home.

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RogerN

Actually I hardly ever, if ever, hear them asking for money. I have heard them say if you are not a Christian then you shouldn't send them money.

RogerN

Aha! the old "exclusivity close"!

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Nobody is better at sales-closing techniques than a broadcast minister.

How much do you figure they take in?

I don't know, I know the preacher isn't being paid for it.

RogerN

Ever hear NPR ask for money?

You're listening to NPR.

Do I have to mention NPR again?

Hmm. Do you think maybe they have it stashed in the Caymans?

No, that's an old line from Don Imus, from his running routine about Billy Sol Harkus, the radio preacher from Del Rio, Texas, the Gold Buckle of the Bible Belt.

Only if the gas is building up and you just have to let it out.

I like the get rich by thithing scam on the 700 club. Love those testamonials.

Best Regards Tom.

Ah, man, I haven't seen that show for years. Is 'ol Pat still alive? Or did they stuff and mount him?

Another one bites the dust.

Pat is still verticle as of last week. He brought his son into the business and the kid is running the whineathon this week. The old man is 82. You can see the onset of dementia sometimes he loses his train of thought in mid sentence. I don't think Pat will run for president again.

Best Regards Tom.

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