Bean Time

"By sneering 'n' jeering, he's powered."???

QED below.

Stupid boy.

Zzzzzzz...

Stupid boy.

I thought they said the suitable job was a toilet wall dauber.

What was all that earlier about 'infantile outbursts', surely Gareth isn't a hypocrite as well as everything else?

No the reference to toilets was, and I quote:-

"They ought to nail him to the shit house walls instead of those rather drab little AIDS notices" end quote.

-- Regards,

John Stevenson Nottingham, England.

A CAVALIER? I pictured him driving a yellow Reliant Supervan with 'Gareth's Independent Trading Services' painted on one side and 'Airy's Nasty Useless Systems' on the other.

Who's resorting to 'playground language' now, OM? ...(_!_)...

Nah, you need a brain to do that.

What happened to the Land Rover (fitted with CB) and the Ford Ka?

How does get the Ka out of the Land Rover - with a moving gear train (non-powered)?

Repossessed?

Regards tox

Mr Bean -

Not a bad attempt for a novice writer of Limericks. Bravo!

However, you express an interesting point of view for someone that elsewhere has made observations such as this:

and who claims to have written a piece of computer software for which he charges a non-trivial license fee (circa £1700).

Now exactly what is the material cost for your software? I guess it will fit on a CD ROM, so, at a generous estimate, say £1 for the blank CD? Nice markup, Old Bean.

I strongly suspect that on the back of the above, you qualify for automatic membership of the Association of Cynical Traders. Congratulations!

Regards, T>A cynical trader is Tony,

Oh Christ no - the ACT is a worthy organisation....we shouldn't let any old dross in.

Regards,

Quite correct, it should go to a vote of the membership committee at least.

Peter

-- Peter & Rita Forbes snipped-for-privacy@easynet.co.uk Engine pages for preservation info:

As one of the founding members I actually agree with him joining but on one condition.

He has to come to meet me and accept his 'membership' personally

-- Regards,

John Stevenson Nottingham, England.

So.You got wound up.

Your behaviour in seeking revenge for a riposte to a thread idea that you initiated yourself just makes you look a fool. You've that much time to fill in your day?

Stupid boy.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!

Sounds like an amicable settlement. Fancy a small wager? Fifty quid says he never does! Easy money!!

Regards,