Wrong again - I'm transmitting movement...and by the looks of it I got you right in the bowels.
Bean Time
May 02, 2004
39 Replies
"By sneering 'n' jeering, he's powered."???
QED below.
Stupid boy.
Zzzzzzz...
Stupid boy.
I thought they said the suitable job was a toilet wall dauber.
What was all that earlier about 'infantile outbursts', surely Gareth isn't a hypocrite as well as everything else?
No the reference to toilets was, and I quote:-
"They ought to nail him to the s*it house walls instead of those rather drab little AIDS notices" end quote.
-- Regards,
John Stevenson Nottingham, England.
A CAVALIER? I pictured him driving a yellow Reliant Supervan with 'Gareth's Independent Trading Services' painted on one side and 'Airy's Nasty Useless Systems' on the other.
Who's resorting to 'playground language' now, OM? ...(_!_)...
Nah, you need a brain to do that.
What happened to the Land Rover (fitted with CB) and the Ford Ka?
How does get the Ka out of the Land Rover - with a moving gear train (non-powered)?
Repossessed?
Regards tox
Mr Bean -
Not a bad attempt for a novice writer of Limericks. Bravo!
However, you express an interesting point of view for someone that elsewhere has made observations such as this:
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and who claims to have written a piece of computer software for which he charges a non-trivial license fee (circa £1700).
Now exactly what is the material cost for your software? I guess it will fit on a CD ROM, so, at a generous estimate, say £1 for the blank CD? Nice markup, Old Bean.
I strongly suspect that on the back of the above, you qualify for automatic membership of the Association of Cynical Traders. Congratulations!
Regards, T>A cynical trader is Tony,
Oh Christ no - the ACT is a worthy organisation....we shouldn't let any old dross in.
Regards,
Quite correct, it should go to a vote of the membership committee at least.
Peter
-- Peter & Rita Forbes snipped-for-privacy@easynet.co.uk Engine pages for preservation info:
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As one of the founding members I actually agree with him joining but on one condition.
He has to come to meet me and accept his 'membership' personally
-- Regards,
John Stevenson Nottingham, England.
So.You got wound up.
Your behaviour in seeking revenge for a riposte to a thread idea that you initiated yourself just makes you look a fool. You've that much time to fill in your day?
Stupid boy.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
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Sounds like an amicable settlement. Fancy a small wager? Fifty quid says he never does! Easy money!!
Regards,
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