My main squeeze has got the "shakes" for you. Guess her secret was that she likes 'em a "little less rough around the edges" (like me). Go figure...
So I got a little jealous and told her that you just lost like 350 pounds and that you donated your extra "stetched dermis" to medical science. Something about maggot research.
And that you volunteered to try out this new "miracle cure" for paranoid schizophrenia since you were in a "very low percentile" for successful treatment with the Thorazine you were currently taking. Intravenous, because they don't make 2.2L syringes yet.
She didn't buy it. Friggin' PhD's...
Gene "hoping that KT has the great sense of humor he always had" Costanza
Great showing, Bro...
P.S. The aforementioned account was purely fictional considering all the witnesses are now deceased.