On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:42:52 -0700, StickThatInYourPipeAndSmokeIt
Of course you are Archie. You are an admittedly celibate individual.
It's the years of pent-up semen that has flooded your cranial cavity
and caused your brain to shrink. This, coupled with the massive
complementary deposits of other individuals' semen filling your
stomach makes you a walking DNA repository for all of the dregs of
society. I'm surprised that the FBI doesn't declare you as material
evidence for every sex crime committed on the left coast.
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