Sadly, I can't eat bacon because of my deteriorating teeth, and for malts, I prefer strawberry. :-)
But there's a Wendy's, an In-n-Out Burger, and a Weinerschnitzel within bike distance. ;-)
But I really, really miss White Castle "greasy sliders." (I'm transplanted from Minnesota to So. Cal.)
I'm tempted to try the frozen microwavable ones, just to see if they're anything like fresh.
Cheers! Rich