Help Wanted:
Washed up, publicly humiliated, possibly disbarred ex-lawyer with delusions of adequacy, to lecture usenet readers who could give a rat's ass, about the ramifications of not reporting taxable income, even though none of them has actually done such a thing. Must be delusional to the point of believing he or she actually matters a damn to anyone. Salary: $0 per year, but intangible benefits include knowing that your descendents will be able to look back through usenet archives and realize what an embarrassment it is to have you swinging in their family tree.