News bulletin: Arafat dies - nobody notices until today.

Yeah! I think they ought to re-run that episode so we can find out how it ended. I mean, it's only 4 minutes to the 11 o'Clock news but some ass hole just had to break in with the bit about ol Fatface! It's good riddance, I know, but it could have waited 4 more minutes. Of course, that's CBS News, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised.

Bill Shuey

Yeah but most of our criminals aren't on the force

Was Dan shedding bitter tears?

He's been a zombie for years! He's been undead for a week! Are you sure? Where is the evidence? How do we know he isn't still undead?

I'm sure a lot of people would be more then happy to jam a wooden stake in the bastards heart to be sure.

Reminds me of something my mother told me. "Any time the

I don't know...I have Indian blood and I root for the cowboys.Living like a nomad doesn't appeal to me.How would I fit all these models in a teepee anyhow?

You Betchum! Kemosabe!

Rick

The wooden stake is just a Hollywood thing. What you really need to do is decapitate him, fill his mouth with holy water and blessed hosts, burn the head and body seperately, then take his ashes to a crossroads outside town and scatter them in all directions.

couldn't we put his ashes in a hotel lobby ashtray so that he's performed one usefull function?

Bottom line is Israel won the war. They stood up for what they wanted and got it. This scum sneeks around and blows up old ladies in the vegetable market. Look at Iraq - they run around ready to die for Allah. When the US Marines show up they dress up like women and run for their lives. The Israelis made the desert bloom. These guys sat aound since 1948 feeling sorry for themselves, killing innocent civilians and blaming the world.

Val Kraut

Yeah, those bad, bad, Palestinians. Daring to fight back at those Israelis

Soak it in Pig Grease so it goes in easy - He ain't going to heaven anyway

Val Kraut

Not to get on a different thread but now I know what the French Army is good for - they get all dressed up and carry dead terrorists to the airpplane for the ride home. Nice uniforms - I wouldn't get them messed up in combat.

Val Kraut

" couldn't we put his ashes in a hotel lobby ashtray so that

How about grinding up his bones to use in making fine porcelin for urinals in the new world trade center.

Val Kraut

Not much chance of that happening...

And they announced that due to NUMEROUS gripes, CBS will be showing a re-run of CSI: NY tomorrow night (Friday) at 10:00PM.

-- John The history of things that didn't happen has never been written. . - - - Henry Kissinger

Yeah, they're real heroes alright - murdering all those Israeli women and children riding around in those aggressive city buses...

Yeah. Dangerous to the health and well-being of terrorist scumbags.

porcelin is ceraminic, not organic.

Where's Buffy when we need her??? :-)

Bill Shuey