Thats a lie, there has never been a humble conductor of any type.
Thats a lie, there has never been a humble conductor of any type.
Hence the *two* bodies, buddy.
TP
I'm guessing that you're a violinist.
TP
Just because he "fiddles about"?
On Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:36:17 -0500, I said, "Pick a card, any card" and Random Excess instead replied:
First throne.
-- Ray
Random Excess spake thus:
Yes; now you know about all the viola jokes, right? Like:
Q: What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
And this trickier one:
Q: What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist? A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.
But I also know one of the few *violin* jokes:
Q: Did you know that violins and violas are actually the same size? A: No, I did not know that. Q: Yeah; it's just that violinists' heads are so much bigger.
(tish-BOOM)
Ray Haddad spake thus:
Actually, that points out another of those American/Brit language differences: what we call a "concertmaster" you much more economically and concisely call the "leader".
the OTHER Mike spake thus:
Um, I think that's the point.
By the way, that joke is about an orchestra conductor. Anyone know any good jokes about railroad conductors?
How can you tell a trombone players kid on the playground ?
he doesn't swing and has trouble with the slide.
Did you hear the one about the violinist that wanted to be a drummer but he was just a beat off ?
Yes, I'm a high school band director and I do know the difference between a moose and my band.
the OTHER Mike spake thus:
You mean your band has *antlers* in it? How weird.
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