Iraqi dissidents wave model plane

"C.O.Jones" posted message IDon Wed, 30 Jun 2004 05:13:10 -0400

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"jeboba" posted message IDon Wed, 30 Jun 2004

Wanna bet? C'mon...you really believe that 'one-term' s*it, right?

How many Africans, Indians (both American and Asian), Chinese, and others were killed by the British?

Why did the British want to sell opium to the Chinese, and killed those who tried to make opium illegal in China?

Nice observation.

We colonists are supposed to be too stupid to ask that type of question. Sort of forks the blokes all over the place, doesn't it?

I have read enough to know it is raciest and socialist dogma. But somehow I feel you read it on a regular basis.

Not so! American law applies ONLY in America. Saddam falls under whatever applies to a Head of State POW and eventually under Iraqi law.

Probably give them a better trial than either you or the Iraqis!

Yeah! Then we'll have Kerry in charge! And he'll sell us out to the UN. Then the NRA can lead the revolution and you guys can wonder where all our Nukes are pointed!

Don't spoil their fun! Let their delusional babble play out! It's entertaining to say the least!

What spin? Just facts!

So you agree his exit is a good thing?

But who and what do they currently threaten?

Ah so! You can live without the oil?

This is a web site for magazine subscriptions and other crap! What a joke you are!

I really don't see the need to treat crap like it was something important. Of some value in the proper place maybe but........ And especially when something like you starts it by insulting my President. You want to disagree, fine! But your insults place you below the common scum and dregs of the world.

You're the one who doesn't understand! You lack the ability!

Especially considering what said Democrat said in the first place! Personnaly, I'd have decked the honorable Mr. Leahy.

After reading far too much of this foolishness, I disagree with the old wisdom that "patriotism is the first refuge of scoundrels". I think politics is!

Patriotism is the the refuge of malevolent imbeciles!

Huh??? Is shooring illegal in the US these days?

David - who knows many sheep that have been shoored without compla>

I wonder if Carnivore caught this one?

Ed Cregger

Well I guess he will also deny that Clinton defended Bush on the existance of WMD's or that the UN agrees that they were smuggled out of the country.

Dorkfish! I like that! Certainly explains a lot! :)

No! But an honest person who knows a dumb, drunken perversion when he sees one!

Maybe siding with a nation that produces the likes of D.H.?

How about we stick to things that D.H. has done that necessitates his removal from the human race?

I'll offer up the first thing he's done: He's breathing!